'hi...i'm naked'

::i met julia today, at the park. we talked about matzo ball eating contests and big umbrellas::

'looks like chocolate tastes like shit'

::i'm waiting for my dad at the station.veggie burritos tonight. yay! me and joe did our 3rd radio show today.reading fake emails is a lot of fun. i hung out with lara last night.i drew in my book while she painted. she is working on these alice in wonderland themed paintings. it rocks. time to leave. later gators::

brand new puppy butts!

'she's a melted avocado on the shelf...'

::i just got back from the 'witch's brew'. this sorta kinda coffee shop. i've only been there once before. tonight i went there with lara and monica. before that me and lara went on the swings. i had fun tonight. i got my angry youth comix from andy. and my 'shouldn't you be working' book back too. oh how i missed that book. johnny ryan is my hero. i took my grandma to the doctor today. she is in a lot of pain. i hope she gets better. i walked her puppy henry. and tried to get him to snort for heather on the phone. he can't really do it on command. i guess he is shy when the pressure is on. i should get to sleep. big day tomorrow. bailey and sam are getting hair cuts and i'm their chauffeur. oh! one more thing. i got the coolest widget for my computer today. its the 'hitch hikers guide' infocom text adventure...right on my desktop! how freaking cool?!?! yeah. i'm a dork. sweet dreams::

'theres two more dead in texas and its probably your girls'

::last night i had a dream where i was on a game show. and i was the runner up and my prize was a black eye, and a cat. i'm strange, i'm sorry::

'dad i'll be fine, i'm trying hard, trying hard to find, a way to live, a way to love, i know i'm a little bit fucked up...'

::i saw 'star wars' today, with my dad. ugh. it just gets worse the second time. but my dad enjoyed it. and i like seeing movies with my dad, no matter how bad. i wanna watch 'the texas chainsaw massacre'. i went to lara's party yesterday. i talked to darien. i haven't spoken to him in awhile. he told about all the places he has been. and all the road trips he went on. i want to live on my own. i think i need that. me, a cat, and my sketchbook. that would be nice::

'don't point that gun at him, he is an unpaid intern'
::i want a black eye. i've always wanted one. i don't want to go thru the pain that would cause this black eye. i just want a black eye. black eyes give you character. i think i need more character. my glasses help a bit. but a black eye would add more. hmmm...maybe not. thursday was a lot of fun. heather and i went to the park and shot a lot of stuff for our show. its coming along great. i can't wait for work on it again with her. the puppets came out great. heather rocks at making stuff. our tv show will be soooooo cool. i went to the beach today. me, joe and erica. it was fun. i drew a fat lady and the life guard in his big chair. the water was cold. we went in my pool. that was pretty cold too. we had to hop the fence to get in. tomorrow i'm going to work on some ideas for the show (draw more puppet sketches...stuff like that), and at 630 is the party at lara's house. i'm bringing the gram crackers. i'm sleepy. sweet dreams jelly beans::

ahhh sand people!

monster heather!

wow! its monster heather!

monster ben!

ahhh monster ben! isn't that the coolest! heather made me a puppet. heather is super cool

waiting to go out with joe and erica. it yucky outside. yup.

lara is my buddy.

me and lara played air hockey last night. it was a lot of fun.

'i met a girl from area three, she told me that she worked in a chicken factory'

::i just got back from the lara's house. we went to the park and went on the swings. no bugs this time. its a lot of fun listening to all of lara's stories. my life is totally lame compared to all the stuff she does. i saw batman today. it was pretty good. i also watched the 'professional' with my dad. great movie. luc besson is amazing. i just ate a lot of cherries. my tummy is talking. time for bed. night night::

check it out! im on the can. hehe.

'...and with the weight of a feather it tore into me...'

::i got roller skates today! yeah. and roller skating is a lot of fun. i just watched '2010' with my dad. it was pretty cool. but nothing beats '2001'. wow. i love that movie. i think it changed my life. not in a big way or anything...but it sure had an impact. it was kinda like that feeling when someone punches you in the chest. but i really was never punched there...but i'm sure it feels funny. not funny in a good way, but not in a bad way either. i'm sleepy. i talk (type) this way when i'm sleepy. i'm going to go to bed. i'm going to work on an animation tomorrow. its about a juice box. its for me and heather's tv show. our show is going to be the best ever. its going to make us famous. i'm not joking. yup. night night::

'i won't dance, in a club like this...all the girls are sluts, and the beer tastes just like piss'

::i'm sleepy. first day of 'trial days' at work tomorrow. i've been drawing like crazy lately. i've been having not so nice dreams. that i can do without. gary busey is going to be on a vh1 show in july. there is a god and busey is his name::

'i'm thinking about my doorbell, when you gonna ring it?'
::the new white stripes album is amazing. thank you jack and meg. i think i'm going to marry meg white. we'll get a house on wheels. i'll draw cartoons for her and she'll play drums for me. we will have 3 kittens::

'...and stay away from my special--from my fucking lady friend man.'
::i got a job. yeah. i've been having crazy dreams that aren't very nice. i saw the best movie ever last night. it blew my mind. i'm still trying to wrap my brain around it. kubrick is a god, and HAL is my long lost brother::

"i've been in jail...i'm a voyeur"
::blah. i feel empty and very sleepy today. tomorrow i'm going into the city to make copies of my 24 hour comic. i had a pretty good idea of how i want to hand them out. but i'm not sure it would work. i hope so. i want a good book to read. i think i'll go searching for one in the basement. night night turtle doves::